newTON's laws of cricket...

first law... (specific)
cricket remains in a state of uniform motion until unless there is a lahore or act of fixing involved...

first law...(universal)
cricket remains in a state of immunity until unless there is case of IPL or BCCI involved...

second law...
action taken by ICC is directly proportional to the pressure exerted by BCCI...

third law...
for every gideon haigh there is an equal and opposite harsha bhogle...

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